Creative parents might employ this as a chastity belt.
When it comes to stereotypical Valentine’s Day gifts, lingerie is easily the biggest gamble, and certainly there is little in the way of Middle-earth undergarments floating around on the web…or so you thought. Debbie Marine of So Effing Cute has presented the fan community with underpants of singular renown, a black pair which proclaims YOU SHALL NOT PASS in threatening gold letters. These geeky undies retail at $13.50 – click here to take a gander.
Without it, she may suffer the slings and arrows of cupid's mighty bow.
Sadly there is no matching tank or cami for those nerdy knickers, so instead, why not go all out and buy her that thing she’s always wanted but been too afraid to ask for? A chainmail bra can protect her from both the sting of the enemy’s sword and the adoring gazes of other men. You can purchase a variety of chainmail bras (though they don’t seem to carry mithril) at Zolman Mines for $150 – a small price to pay for your loved one’s safety…and fidelity.
Britta’s Picks
Valentine’s Gifts for Guys
T-shirts
For just $24.95, you can buy that special man in your life a Lord of the Rings t-shirt in a variety of prints, including: “You Shall Not Pass!”, “Frodo Lives!”, and the Green Dragon Inn.
Mugs and Glassware
Assuming your guy drinks coffee or tea, why not buy him a mug that reads, “My Precious” or “Frodo Lives!”? And how about a set of coasters to go with it? (Choose from the Green Dragon or the Prancing Pony.)
Unisex Gifts
iPhone Cases
Help keep your loved one’s precious iPhone safe with one of WB Shop’s Lord of the Rings iPhone cases. Featuring twelve different selections (including Frodo, the Eye of Sauron, and the women of LOTR) for just $39.95.
Turbine Points – LOTRO
If your guy (or gal) is an avid gamer, then a game card loaded with Turbine Points, which can be redeemed in-game for a variety of neat skills, cosmetics, and other bonuses, is the perfect gift! These cards can be found in several denominations ($10 gets you 750 points, $19.99 gets you 1,600 points, and for $25, you’ll get 2,000 points) and can be found at such retailers as Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Target, and GameStop.
Precious Gifts for Your Valentine! Day 1: Jewelry
Precious Gifts for Your Valentine! Day 2: Flowers, Food, and Drinks
