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Embrace Your Villainous Nature

Middle-earth Monster Guide 1Have you ever wanted to learn manners the Sackville-Baggins’ way? What about the art of training wargs? The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster’s Guide:Hunt Hobbits, Hoard Treasure, and Embrace Your Villainous Nature by The Mordor Collective gives you all the information you need to help bring out your inner villain.

This book gives advice on attacking and cooking hobbits, elves, dwarfs, and of course, those pesky white wizards! Not only do you get information from baddies like balrogs and orcs, you also get some evil knowledge from squirrels. Who knew squirrels could be so evil?

“So slip on your new ring of power (it really is quite beautiful, isn’t it?) and curl up on the couch with your warg. The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster’s Guide is the only compendium of evil you’ll ever need to conquer all of life’s challenges–and the world.”

The book is available to purchase from Amazon and I definitely recommend that you look inside and read the introduction. I’ve moved it to the top of my shopping list. I mean, who wouldn’t want to learn from crebain how to properly spy? Especially when you’re on the lookout for a fellowship of troublemakers.

And just remember… it was all Morgoth’s fault!

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